Lengths swum this week: 84 Target total this week: 653 Total lengths swum: 672 (19 ahead of target and very nearly halfway across t...

Be warned - there is naughty language in this clip and children watching it will be upset to discover how their parents really feel...

Mark Phwoarghster.  Any excuse :) Target total this week: 598 Lengths swum this week: 114! Total lengths swum: 588 (10 behind targe...

(Another mermaid I stitched in 2008.) Just before anyone panics about how far behind I am with my swi mming, I've done 64 lengths s...

A mermaid embroidery I stitched in 2008, back when I used to be crafty :( Target total this week: 544 Lengths swum this week: 0! Tot...

Do you use whatsapp?  If so, you're probably familiar with that emoticon.  I'm not even sure what it's meant to represent, I ...

 I'm definitely feeling as though spring could be in the air.  Dulcie and I headed out for a picnic in the Botanics yesterday and sta...