unfortunately/luckily

I saw this game on Meet Me At Mike's recently and have had lots of fun with it. You just google "unfortunately [your name]" and see what comes up. If all the descriptions of grisly demises depress you, repeat the process with "luckily [your name]". 

Here are some of my favourite unfortunately/luckily Laura statements:

Unfortunately, Laura has not stood the test of time very well.

Unfortunately, Laura has yet to come in other shapes or sizes.

Unfortunately Laura hurt her thumb in the bars finals due to an awkward catch on her Geinger. (Tee hee! I don't know what a Geinger is but I like to imagine it's something particularly rude!)

Unfortunately Laura is unable to collect the award in person as she’s off touring Amercia at the moment.

Unfortunately, Laura showed up, still wearing her pyjamas from the hospital, and accused Kristen, who was really Susan, of kidnapping Marlena.

Unfortunately, Laura discovered that exercise is a tricky balancing act and not simply a matter of physical exertion.

Luckily, Laura's sister is also a dancer so understands and trusts that this is part of the dance act.

Luckily, Laura was an engineer and Ralph was a nerd.

Luckily Laura was willing to pose for this piece that featured her favourite thing to do, swim in shark infested waters as she studied the big fishes.

Luckily Laura developed her skills and now counts knitting, cross-stitching, and developing the perfect tote bag among her favorite things in life.

Luckily Laura has the voice of an angel, a very pretty guitar style and the ability to write great tunes.

Luckily Laura owns a convertible Mustang, so we can put the top down, I get in, then we put the top back up.